What If I Die

Oops writing about my death. 

First things first, I hope that I had a big ( not large ) adventurous life.

So, If you are reading this, assume that I am dead. 

Now, I am dead. Oh Shit like really I am dead.

I had gotten panic attacks all my life just because of the thought of death.

Now I am writing about what If I die.

If I died while doing an adventure activity or while travelling or hiking or doing something similar. Be it getting killed by any animal or a vehicle crash or poison or anything other than simply sleeping on the bed then it’s a good thing.

If I have suicided then that’s probably a bad thing as I am very strong.

Yeah! I now want this kind of death. See, now I am dead so, accept the fact and if you are sad, then you can be a bit sad.

Just don’t cry, it’s bullshit. I too don’t feel like crying when someone dies. I feel that the more you cry the more you show how much you missed that dead person,  but in reality, you don’t. I know you all have to cry to show other people how much you miss me but I don’t mind. Just don’t cry. 

I don’t know if you will get my body or not. If you don’t get it then I don’t know but let’s assume that you got my body so, first of all I want a huge celebration like someone’s marriage or birth. A great grand celebration. 

I want my organs donated, all of the organs. After that when you burn my body, I want all the girls and women to be available during the body-burning ceremony. No exceptions. No bullshit that girls can’t be present while burning the body. It’s my body and it’s my wish. Last one.

I want everyone to be happy, there must be dance & singing programs in the village and it must be mega & huge.

I don’t want anyone to shave off their head in my memory, believe me, it’s completely bullshit. I hate that and I want everyone to NOT shave off their head.

I don’t want any pandit to be present when I die for any kind of custom. No exceptions. The pandits can come to be a part of the celebration but they can’t do any custom. No one can do any custom. 

Just burn my body in which females will also take equal participation, come back and the party starts. The food must be Vegan ( not vegetarian ). All customs must be skipped and those who force these customs or things I don’t want will force me to come to them to meet them, or better I will only call them above. You know what I mean.

Lastly, I have some private data that I want to be public, I have data in my Facebook account, Google Photos, Google Keep, 2 YouTube channels and Google Docs. Put all of that in the public domain, I want people to learn something from me ( If there is something )

That’s it.

This is Navneet signing off from today’s blog.

Peace 🕊️ forever.

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